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Really.
Hi there! I'm Jini and this is mostly a Supernatural blog, but I also love Doctor Who, Star Trek, Sherlock, Minions, anything Whedon does, and about a bazillion other geeky things. I'm a playwright and occasional actor and director by night and a Gal Friday by day and an ordained minister should you need one. I'm also likely old enough to be your mother. Oh. And I like porn. A lot. Asks are always welcome, anon or not. Frequently NSFW and I try to tag. Something may slip through. My bad.

yeahsuperwholock:

brbraisingcain:

Only Richard Speight Jr. could wear a shirt that makes him look like a giant lava lamp and still be attractive. The fucker.

not that giant

dtkrushnics:

kitty-ink:

sometimes I accidentally drink paint when I dip my brushes in my tea instead of the water, makes me wonder how much paint I’ve unknowingly consumed over the years. oops

This is done in koh-i-noor ink which is just fabulous to work with

Cas can be found here

Crowley is here

Sam here

kitty-ink:

ask and you shall receive - a tutorial on how I made these decoupage superhero shoes
My friend is going to a comic expo next month and asked if I could make her Captain America themed shoes, so here we go:

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SUPPLIES:
1. acrylic paint
2. mod podge
3. cut out pictures
4. shoes (obviously)
5. two paintbrushes - one for glue and one for paint

kitty-ink:

I got a baby bunny. She’s 8 weeks old and her name is Rose. <3 <3 <3

idontlikeyourcat:

winchimpala:

the-posse-magnet:

I NEVER SAW THIS IN GIF FORM AND IT’S PERFECT CHUCK IN THE LAST TWO GIFS WOW FEELS

this is god asking castiel why he’s giving his life for dean

"Son."
"Dad, no."

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Plays: 239,791

ssjdebusk:

alicemariemusic:

Hunters (Supernatural Cover of Royals by Lorde)

I’ve never seen a demon in the flesh,
I cut my teeth on latin texts on the TV.
And I’m not proud, oh, I obsess,
it doesn’t bring me down, come watch it with me.

And every episode is sharp teeth, salt rings, murder in the bathroom,
Blood stains, ghost towns, trashin’ the motel room,
We don’t care, we’re driving the Impala in our dreams.
But everybody’s like Angels, Crossroad Demons, when you’re done, Peace
Iron chains, knives and Destiel, dear God please.
We don’t care, we want to be caught up in that love affair.

And we’ll never be Hunters (Hunters).
It don’t run in our blood,
That kinda life just ain’t for us.
We crave a different kind of buzz.
Let me be in your Fandom (Fandom),
You can call me ‘Family’,
And baby I’ll live, I’ll live, I’ll live, I’ll live.
Let me live that fantasy.

My friends and I—we’ve cracked the code.
We count our dollars on the way to buy the box set.
And everyone who knows us knows that we’re fine with this,
We don’t watch for friendship.

Every episode is black eyes, more blood, front seat feelings.
Monsters, tablets, burning on the ceiling,
We don’t care, we’re driving the Impala in our dreams.
But everybody’s like Death, the apocalypse, Hell and Purgatory.
Suits and lies, another new fake ID.
We don’t care, just announce when the next season airs.

Ooh ooh oh, It’s bigger than we ever dreamed,
Love ‘Supernatural Family’.
Ooh ooh oh, Life is great with more updates;
It’s just the spoilers that we hate.

this is glorious

mitunas-choice-rump:

IF YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON ME OR WANT TO BE FRIENDS YOU LITERALLY HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR ME BECAUSE IM DUMB AND OBLIVIOUS AND EVEN IF I HAVE SUSPICIONS I WILL PROBABLY JUST BRUSH THEM OFF BECAUSE IM AN INSECURE PIECE OF SHIT WHO DOESNT DESERVE YOUR LOVE

cliffnotesofanerd:

the angels could give and take away stomach cancer, remove lungs, make people explode, etc

do not tell me

do not

that Cas could not randomly make Dean orgasm if he really wanted to

ssjdebusk:

bloody-men-with-blue-eyes:

oomshi:

if you wouldn’t suck a dick for one million dollars you are lYING

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there will never be another spn reaction gif that rivals this one for accuracy

because I mean jesus 

ravenjeep2001:

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Dean: So Winjennster told us to meet here. She said she had a case for us. Something about a rogue Devils Trap mixed up with some sort of Voodoo?

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Winjennster: Well it’s about time you three showed up! Geez! It’s fucking cold up in here and this thing is giving me…

The person I reblogged this from has a quality blog and I recommend you all follow them

Hey, I was wondering if I could request a ficlet? Will you do one where Dean flirts with a waitress and Sam gets angry and drags him out of the diner and fucks him against the Impala? Please? C:

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soullessbrothers:

Dean winks as soon as she smiles and puts the plates down. Caught in his warmth, she doesn’t look at Sam. She lowers the drinks, pink-cheeked.

"Can I get you anything else?"

"I got everythin’ I need in that smile there, sweetheart. Add a piece of pie and that’d be awesome."

Sam glares. He watches her nod and fluster. The pie’s kept in a glass case and she frees it, cuts a too-big slice and wastes time before she drops it off. Dean takes a bite before he tries his burger, about to wipe his face before he sees marks on the napkin. He holds it up and grins.

The scribbled number and off at 8 boils over. Sam stuffs a hand into his pocket and fishes out bills. He slaps them to the table and stands.

"We’re leaving."

"Uh, you forget about the part where we eat what we ordered, college boy?"

"I said," Sam growls, "we’re leaving."

Dean sighs. “To go, huh?”

"No."

He frowns, but Sam is around the table and grabs his arm. Yanked up, Dean’s chair knocks, almost loses balance. That rough hand drags Dean outside to the parking lot, and the other shoves him to the Impala’s driver door.

"What the Hell!"

"You think that’s funny? Really, Dean? Because I’ll show you funny."

Half-formed jokes fall to nothing as Sam wrenches Dean around. Dean huffs air, slammed into metal and glass, and squirms at the bitter shove of denim, cotton.

"Jesus, what’d you think you’re—!"

"Shut. Up."

They’ve done this before, hurt too much, but Sam won’t stop. He forces Dean’s legs apart and covers his back with himself. A quick free, Sam aims his cock over dry hole.

"This is how it feels," he hisses. "Just. Like. This."

Dean shouts, braces through too-hot-too-dry pain, bends further to let Sam in. Sam pinches the back of his neck, bad dog, and fucks him through the burn. Dean loosens, slow, with Sam’s wet tip and determined rut, hard through desert ache.

"Mine. You’re mine. Fuck you, Dean. Mine."

"Jesus—!"

Sam comes, the pulse a razed salve. He pulls out and spins Dean around, ass bare, dripped, cock strained up. The kiss is brutal, all bite and tongue. Dean clings to it, hands wound in Sam’s hair.

"You’re an asshole, Dean."

Let go, Dean slumps back, still exposed, as Sam walks around to sit shotgun. Shaken, he pulls up his underwear, his jeans, thinks he’ll feel the hurt for days.

Grins.

casbadass:

Cas finds a camcorder and can’t help but film endless clips of just Dean being Dean. 

Because I like to imagine that Dean and Cas watch Parks and Recreation together.

29, 30, 31

Anonymous

Sorry, Nonnie! I saved this and promptly forgot about it. 

29. Do you need to ship something to really enjoy a movie/book/tv show/comic? - Nope. I generally start shipping on about the 2.5th or 3rd watching.

30. Name a couple of fandoms in which you have no ships. - No ships at all? Um…Is that even possible? 

31. Talk about one of your favorite headcanons for a ship you love.

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Also, I ship everything. IDGAF. Most people scratch their heads when I say I ship Becky and Crowley, but I maintain that yes, she’s crazy, but she’s all “Crazy Bitch" in the bedroom and that’s what Crowley loves. 

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